when your art history classmate copies all your answers but gets higher grades than you, and when the issue is brought up with the school board, they take her side because she’s prettier
lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck
Watch that dog get robbed real quick.
…can you rob an animal?
If i see it on the street we gone find out.
it’s not that i’m not a “morning person” i love mornings
i’m just not a “waking up person”
If your heart doesn’t feel like it’s gonna come out of your chest when the lights go off at a concert you’re either lying or you don’t deserve to go to concerts
keeping her gays in check
can somebody call PETA
kim kardashian has been playing her own game interacting with herself in a video game
are you surprised
i want lady gaga to climb inside of me and wear me like a morph suit and then claw her way out from the inside of my body i want to be ribbons of flesh on the ground i love you lady gaga please murder me
i can’t get over how flawless this is